Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Side Show Haiku

human pincushion 
zamora the torture king
mind over matter

alligator boy
and his bride the monkey girl
true love at first sight

a human puzzle
a world class performer
known as ''enigma''

much more than a beard
step right up and take a peek
he's the dog-faced boy

it's time for chicken
but this bird is still alive
now bite off it's head!

the human blockhead
watch him get publicly nailed
straight into his face

he's mr. lifto
he can lift blocks with his dick
can your dick do that?

2 comments:

  1. Hey man, you know me in real life but my blog is anonymous because of hipaa so I don't have my real name on it at all. I'm married to the man that used to have your job; how's that for a clue?

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